I just had to share this. This was one of those emails that I got on my "Crackberry" while in the doctor's office and instantly burst out laughing causing everyone in the waiting room to stare at me like I'm crazy. It was awesome!
Top Ten
Most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down...
by David
Letterman
10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9.
Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
8.
You need to bring
your tray table to the upright and locked position.
7.
Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..
6.
Elvis is leaving the building.
5.
The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4.
Our next
guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3.
You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2.
Men may
be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.
And
the
#1 way to tell someone his
zipper is unzipped..... (drum roll)
1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.
"i just want to warn you guys, during this song, i can be a complete ball bag..."
Posted by: lola | June 10, 2006 at 09:04 AM
that's awesome!!! I love number 8!!!
Posted by: Ashlee | June 10, 2006 at 12:36 PM
yeah so today after hanging out with some friends, i realized my fly was down. thanks for reminding me. back to the therapist.
(ps...someone needs to come up with a way to tell girls....as most of those don't apply!)
Posted by: Anne Jackson | June 10, 2006 at 04:15 PM
Stop the madness. I am so so so happy for you and the cd. I will certainly pray for you. Yay!
Posted by: kristiapplesauce | June 10, 2006 at 09:01 PM
HA HA HA!!!! I appreciate those far more than you will ever realize! I can't wait to see someone with their zipper down...wait, what did I just say!
Posted by: Courtney | June 11, 2006 at 10:52 PM
x.y.z.p.d.q. was what we said in Jr. High.
examine your zipper pretty darn quick!
Posted by: hale-yeah! | June 12, 2006 at 09:36 AM
ha ha ha...ball bag.
Posted by: lola | June 14, 2006 at 11:48 AM
I am becoming uncomfortable at this stage of your post.
Posted by: kristiapplesauce | June 15, 2006 at 09:47 AM
quite hilarious
Posted by: tracy | June 15, 2006 at 09:10 PM