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Gotta Say It Again

Jack Bauer is one bad mutha! In honor of tonight's killer (and I use that term literally) season finale of 24, I'm reposting my Jack Bauer Facts.   Here you go.....

24 Jack Bauer Facts: All True

1. If you woke up this morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
2. Upon hearing he was played be Keifer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland.  Jack Bauer is played by no man.
3. If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
4. Jack Bauer got Helen Keller to talk.
5. Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time.  Wait........that is a real fact.
6. Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin, heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
7. 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer.  Sounds like a fair fight.
8. Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys.  He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
9. Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red.  His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
10. Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
11. Jack Bauer doesn't miss.  If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist 12 miles away.
12. Let's get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
13. When you open a can of Whoop-Ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
14. Jack Bauer does not sleep.  The only rest he needs is what he gets when he's knocked out or temporarily killed.
15. Killing Jack Bauer does not make him dead.  It just makes him angry.
16. If you are still conscious, it is because Jack Bauer does not want to carry you.
17. Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child.  Once.
18. As a child, Jack Bauer's first words were, "There's no time!"
19. Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
20. In Kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.
21. Jack Bauer has no problem following order, unless you tell him to do something he doesn't want to do.
22. When terrorists go to Hell, if they mention Jack Bauer sent them they'll get a group discount.
23. When you come face to face with Jack Bauer, you can do things the easy way or the hard way.  The easy way is ingesting your cyanide pill.
24. Guns don't kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.

1. If you woke up this morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
2. Upon hearing he was played be Keifer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland.  Jack Bauer is played by no man.
3. If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
4. Jack Bauer got Helen Keller to talk.
5. Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time.  Wait........that is a real fact.
6. Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin, heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
7. 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer.  Sounds like a fair fight.
8. Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys.  He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
9. Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red.  His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
10. Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
11. Jack Bauer doesn't miss.  If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist 12 miles away.
12. Let's get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
13. When you open a can of Whoop-Ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
14. Jack Bauer does not sleep.  The only rest he needs is what he gets when he's knocked out or temporarily killed.
15. Killing Jack Bauer does not make him dead.  It just makes him angry.
16. If you are still conscious, it is because Jack Bauer does not want to carry you.
17. Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child.  Once.
18. As a child, Jack Bauer's first words were, "There's no time!"
19. Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
20. In Kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.
21. Jack Bauer has no problem following order, unless you tell him to do something he doesn't want to do.
22. When terrorists go to Hell, if they mention Jack Bauer sent them they'll get a group discount.
23. When you come face to face with Jack Bauer, you can do things the easy way or the hard way.  The easy way is ingesting your cyanide pill.
24. Guns don't kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.

New Album Review

This review is about the new Starfield album "Beauty In The Broken."  This is probably the best album I've heard so far this year.  This is the band's sophomore attempt and they hit it out of the park.  This hot new band is really on a roll and hitting their stride.  I give it 5 out of 5 stars.  I HIGHLY recommend  this album. 

Almost There....

I woke up this morning around 9a.  Stayed in bed and started watching LOST (season 2) with MB.  We went through 3 1/2 straight episodes before I finally got my lazy bum out of bed to get ready for rehearsal and service for church (I finally got out of bed at 11:45a.....gotta have priorities).  I am only 2 episodes away from catching up to the regular season so I can watch the finale next Wednesday.  It will be the first time I watch an episode recorded on Tivo and not from my iPod.  I can't wait to see what happens........(nobody better spoil any surprises that happen in the last 2 episodes...please!)

I Bought....

....shoes today.  1 Pair of Diesel brand shoes and 1 pair of Steve Madden brand.  I am way too picky about shoes so this is a great accomplishment that I found not only one pair but TWO pairs that I love.  It's also great because I haven't bought a new pair of nice/dress shoes in almost six years.  It was a good day.

It Was Great!

It was great being back in the Saddle...back.  I saw a ton of my friends, hung out, led worship, and ate sushi.  Life doesn't get much better than that.  I also saw a good friend of mine, Tommy Walker, while I was in Tony Guerrero's studio today.  Tommy has a new CD and DVD out called Breakthrough and it's INCREDIBLE!  We shot the DVD last year at Saddleback's Worship Conference.  After working with Tony and seeing Tommy, I took Mary Beth out on a date to Tommy's concert at Saddleback.  And of course, the concert was awesome.  (but the best part was being out with MB!) It was so great being back at Saddleback.  I look forward to hanging out, leading more worship, and eating even MORE sushi tomorrow.  ~:)>

Back in the Saddle...back

I'm back at Saddleback this week to lead worship at the Purpose Driven Conference.  It's their longest running conference and a VERY good one.  I am leading worship Thursday and Friday.  For those of you who will be attending and care to come worship with me, I will be leading in Tent 3 starting at 8:30a on Thursday and 9a on Friday.  It's the largest tent on campus so you can't miss it.  I'm really looking forward to seeing and worshipping with all my friends again.  I miss you guys!  See you tomorrow!   

There is a NEW Batman....

........and he lives at MY house........and he's BAD!

Top 10 Reasons I Love My Mom

10. She bought me Garanimals
9. She convinced me that I could do anything
8. She never missed any of my baseball games
7. She came to all my marching band performances to hear my trumpet solos all the way through       
    college
6. She always accepted my friends
5. Everybody thought my mom was the coolest
4. She was the best medicine when I was sick
3. She always made time for me when I needed it
2. She always believed in me
1. She always loves me

I miss you mom.  Love your youngest son  --Justin

Me and My Brother.....

Sorry Mom.  ~:)>

P.S. - I'm the one who won't wear a tie.

Still Red Hot!

The Chili Peppers new album ROCKS!  If you're a fan you will LOVE their new DOUBLE album.  There are 29 tracks on the album including the making of their video "Dani California."  They are absolutely in their prime and pumping out their unique style of Alt. Rock the best they ever have.  It really is RED HOT!