A Tragic Accident

A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.  She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into action. 

As it gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins to
slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but
cannot get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's
neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway!

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, losing her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is
now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck
against the ground over and over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground and she is mere moments away from unconsciousness, to her great fortune, Frank the Wal-mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

You gotta love real life stories.  I spewed Diet Coke all over my computer screen when I read it.  By the way, my mother sent that to me.  ~:)>

Comments

[Your Brother]

That story was about Valerie, the girl you dated in high school. *ha* Love ya Bud.

[Justin]

You're right bro. But I could name a couple of girls you dated in High School that would also qualify. *haha* ;)> Love you and miss you bro.

[jason mills]

I love that Batman! He is bad. Jason